windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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