i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
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I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
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