Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
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