But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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