I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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