Do vagina's smell?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
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Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
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With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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