Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
My nipple is on Facebook.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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