it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
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she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
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And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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