Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
i out mim tonsoeep
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