Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
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I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
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Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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