She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
she peed on how many people?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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