Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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