yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
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yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
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He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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