We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize
