so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
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Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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