hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
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I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
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Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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