Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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