Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
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I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
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I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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