kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
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Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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