Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
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I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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