can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Randomize
