Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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