I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I am naked and annoyed.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
