sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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