Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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