my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
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