We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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