Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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