i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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