Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
It was a blind-side dick pic.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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