he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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