on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
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Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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