yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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