i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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