So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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