My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
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after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
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We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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