Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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