David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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