He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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