I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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