Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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