i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
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She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
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The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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