We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Randomize
