I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
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You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
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She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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