My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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