sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
This toilet bowl is my home.
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