Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
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So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
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He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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