I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
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I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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