He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
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I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
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must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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