How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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