You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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