doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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