he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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