What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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