Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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