at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
So many bounce houses so little time
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
