Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
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If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
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I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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