The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Holy sore nipples Batman
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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