Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
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This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
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I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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